First we had soldiers stepping into to fill in the
gap left by G4S and as if that wasn't embarrassing enough for LOCOG they
then had to bring in extra soldiers to fill in the empty seats in many
of the Olympic stadium.
Now LOCOG is reeling with a fresh scandal as reporters have now learned that Team GB athletes are no longer turning up for key events as there is not enough media interest in the early rounds.
Lord Coe stated “This is getting to be a joke really – there’s only so much a soldier can do, but when one of our athletes failed to turn up for the Preliminary rounds of the Women’s Beach Volleyball, we were lucky that Staff Sergeant Fred Jenkins was at hand to fill in”
Spectators and Viewers were stunned as the Staff Sergeant removed his uniform and slipped into the tight fitting bikini to ensure that Great Britain could progress further in the competition.
Great Britain won 2 – 1, with the winning volley being struck by Staff Sergeant Jenkins, who said it was an honour to step in, but refused to hand the bikini back.
Spectators were jubilant with the success and lined up for the Staff Sergeants autograph and a chance to pinch his bottom.
Now LOCOG is reeling with a fresh scandal as reporters have now learned that Team GB athletes are no longer turning up for key events as there is not enough media interest in the early rounds.
Lord Coe stated “This is getting to be a joke really – there’s only so much a soldier can do, but when one of our athletes failed to turn up for the Preliminary rounds of the Women’s Beach Volleyball, we were lucky that Staff Sergeant Fred Jenkins was at hand to fill in”
Spectators and Viewers were stunned as the Staff Sergeant removed his uniform and slipped into the tight fitting bikini to ensure that Great Britain could progress further in the competition.
Great Britain won 2 – 1, with the winning volley being struck by Staff Sergeant Jenkins, who said it was an honour to step in, but refused to hand the bikini back.
Spectators were jubilant with the success and lined up for the Staff Sergeants autograph and a chance to pinch his bottom.
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